Well, it's finally explained here,
in one easy-to-understand
flow chart.
Every
little blue ball is a thought about
something that needs to be done, a decision to
be made, or a problem that needs solving... NOW!
EVER
WONDERED? How to make a woman happy.
Woman
Rules
A man has to be...
1.
a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer and massage therapist
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT
FORGETTING TO...
45.
give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other women
AND
AT THE SAME TIME, HE MUST ALSO...
51.
give her lots of attention, but expect little in return
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never concerned about where she goes
AND
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO...
54. NEVER, EVER FORGET birthdays anniversaries arrangements
and appointments she makes and
... to put the toilet seat down
TO MEN "Woman loves the wise man in every man. She does not need you.
She needs security. That depth of security is founded in your
wisdom -- not founded in you." --Yogi Bhajan
TO WOMEN
"Be a woman and God has no alternative but to find you. Don't come out and become a victim. Go inside and become a master." --Yogi Bhajan
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