WARNING
Sick
Humor Is For Adults Only
Beyond
this point it
goes from bad to worse.
Some content may be considered offensive.
Do not complain you were warned!
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Mature and really twisted minds only!
This
cop gave this gal a ticket for 'no helmet'.
What was he thinking?
Really
big eaters have smaller feet.
A
chick with big knockers.
A
pressed fairy.
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Mom:
"Don't run around with that fork!"
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Kid:
"Don't fork around while running!"
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The
invincibility of youth is a lot of bull!
Noah,
the first environmentalist.
Senior
Environmentalist
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Hmmm! Looks like a busted bumper!
Adults
Only Eye Test
If you cannot decipher this test now,
try pulling the outer corner of both eyes.
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No wonder we can't find bin Laden!
Bumper
cars gone awry.
No
dog legs here!
See
what happens when you fool around?
The
3 Stages of a man's life ...
Single
Married
'Lion'
Together
Divorced
To
My Darling Husband.
"Before
you return from your trip, I just want to let you
know
about the little accident I had with your pick up
truck.
Fortunately, the damage isn't too bad. More importantly,
I
didn't get hurt. So please don't worry too much about
me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned
into
the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator
instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly
bent but
your truck came to a halt when it bumped into our
car.
I am really sorry, but I know that with your kind-hearted
personality you will forgive me. You know how much
I love
you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing
a
picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms
again.
Your loving wife." (Scroll down past photo.)
P.S.
Your girlfriend called while you were out!
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